Ultimate Book Announced

People with eyes who like to read books are sure to be delighted by the latest news about books.

In a super team up Dan Brown, author of the Dave Vincent Code, and Harry Potter author, John Karl Rowling have been brought together by publishers Random House to produce a mega book, designed to make people read themselves to word heaven. The two gargantuans of book are due to write the opus by taking turns and each writing one word at a time. Details of plot are sketchy at this stage, but it is thought that the book will feature both Jesus and Harry Potter and will have a nice picture on the cover.

Spokesman from Random House, Carved Beefside says that public interest has already been strong: "We announced the book yesterday and have given it a provisional publication date of July 2008, so of course large queues have already formed at most branches of Tesco and the first few pages have been stolen several times and sold to the Sun. It's like, forget the bible. If you can read then this book is so amazing, it's practically as good as a DVD."

Beefside also exclusively revealed the title of this book of books to Moran Hat: "I was speaking with the authors this morning, and after quite a few heated discussions with swearing in them they've decided to go for 101 Best Sudoku Puzzles."